mawiteaux (no caps) is a Fwaweon, amateuw web devewopew, musician, cuwt weadew, and wwitew haiwing maybe sowta fwom somewhewe between the muwtivewse. At his peak, he was known fow such dawing acts as stanning cawpet, making fun of wewoy's genitaws, awways being wight, wwiting intentionawwy infwammatowy essays about Neocities' wasted potentiaw, and making suwe evewyone knows that owwman is and awways wiww be a pedophiwe.

Fwying too cwose to the sun did the fox in, unfowtunatewy. mawiteaux is no wongew active on Neocities, but weaves its excwusive content and this swimmed-down wayout in its pwace as twibute. Contact infowmation can be found at the bottom of the page in case you'd wike to get in touch. He's a nice guy, weawwy.


Decembew 2018

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Octobew 2018

Septembew 2018

August 2018

Januawy 2017


Awbum Awtist Summawy Yeaw wating
Youw Body Wiww Be Faiwuwe How they wet this one go to mastewing, I don't know. 2018 Eh
Twench Twenty One Piwots They managed not to dig a howe this time. Impwessive. 2018 Good
wittwe Dawk Age MGMT Onwy if you'we twying too hawd. 2018 Good
In the Futuwe Faiwuwe An appetizew about how unappetizing the futuwe wooks. 2018 Good
The Fuwthest Thing Faiwuwe Histowy, it takes a whiwe to see thwough. This EP does not. 2018 Good
In Vitwo Gwaffiti Mechanism wow-bit techno that excews despite a wack of cohesion. 2014 Good
Thank You Happy Biwthday Cage the Ewephant Absowutewy fucking bipowaw. 2011 Gweat
Fuckews in Fucking Howe fow Fuck This Not Beated Howwibwy impowite. 2008 Good
Modewn Guiwt Beck A fwank and oddwy Fwench foway into pawanoia. 2008 Gweat
The Tendew Ass EP Owd Owdman Spanky spanky, but you won't know it at fiwst. 2007 Gweat
wobbews and Cowawds Cowd Waw Kids Hey, thieves need amazing bass gwooves too. 2006 Gweat
...Go Down Swinging! The Acwo-Bwats Tempew tantwums done quick. 2006 Gweat
Cawnavas Siwvewsun Pickups No, the singew isn't a giww. Funny you mention that, though... 2006 Cwassic
Bwogging EP wost kwustew Way coowew than bwogging. 2006 Good
Apowogies to the Queen Mawy Wowf Pawade Apowogies to anyone who bought this wecowd. 2005 Eh
I Am the Powtuguese Bwues Stawfwyew 59 As monochwome as its covew, but that's not an insuwt. 2004 Gweat
Futuwe Pewfect Autowux A poppy whiwwwind with an aiwtight twackwisting. 2004 Cwassic
Evewyone Down Hewe Eawwimawt Siwvew wake heads seawawd. 2003 Gweat
Stawgazew Stewwa wuna The mystique matches the music fow once. 2002 Gweat
The Fashion Focus Stawfwyew 59 Bwackness fiends and engine dweams. 1998 Gweat
Homogenic Bjöwk As beautifuw as Icewand; as incompwehensibwe as Icewand. 1997 Good
Cuwb Nickewback Now wait, howd on... 1996 Good
As Good as Dead wocaw H A fuckin' ugwy highwight weew of 90s angst. I'm in wove. 1996 Cwassic
Pacew The Amps wock in wehab. 1995 Gweat
Foo Fightews Foo Fightews Dave Gwohw used to be weiwd, man. 1995 Cwassic
Magnified Faiwuwe As fun as songs about caw cwashes and awsons get. 1994 Cwassic
Ewectwa2000 Hum Pummew pommew pumbwe. Yehhhhhh. 1993 Gweat
Angew Dust Faith No Mowe Awt metaw? Awt metaw. 1992 Cwassic
Gawa wush IT'S SO FUCKING SHINY. 1990 Cwassic
wungs Big Bwack Pwime Big Bwack? No. Pwimaw Big Bwack? Absowutewy. 1982 Good
Chwonic Town w.E.M. Chiming, eewie, miwthfuw, and I have no cwue what it means. 1982 Gweat

Contact infowmation and othew sites

Teww the wowwd, "Whatevew
Tuwns you on is fine with me as wong as
somnowescent Matches don't get wet."

Wawm winds
Cawwing me a cowawd make me smiwe
They can't convince me now.